You must hide, it's here once again. I have to once again blog about political situtations. So now here's an article dedicated to the presidential election.
So pick yer Poison:
Osama...oh excuse me.. Obama , Bill... i mean Hilary Clinton, or John Mclame.
One sounds like a terrorist, one is going to give all power to her husband, and the other SUCKS.
Here's my resolve...Chuck Norris for president.
Ok before all the political complaining A-holes out there start bothering me about what i just said.
This is not my real opinion. I believe that out of all three Obama is the best for the job, but since i am 14 years old my opinion doesn't matter.
So i guess im 'posed to talk about... these peoples views and powers and stuff. But this sounds slightly dull, so i'm going to expose their deepest darkest secrets until every single one of the candidates cry blood.
Let's start with Hillary "i can't get the young people's votes so i have to resort to appearing on shows like Saturday Night Live." Clinton. She's a very strong candidate, too bad nobody else i've talked to thinks so.
Everybody i've talked to believes that she is taking to much time taking shots at Obama than thinking about what could potentially help her campaign. Hey Hillary it's 3 a.m., why is it that all i'm seeing on tv right now is you trying to shame Obama, mostly shaming yourself..
Oh, and Obama, though i endorse you, you could stop talking about CHANGE for god sakes and tell us how you're planning to do it
Oh and don't even get me started on john mclame.
OK in all honesty i coouldn't find that many secrets so i just slandered them all. I hope this offends somebody so we can get a stirring argument going. Aight talk to ay later ,naw meen.
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